Yep, the only thing conservatives truly want to conserve is their own cash pile, and their connections with Big Oil to bring them more cash for the pile.
To wit, drill baby drill. Drill me good and hard.
Drill here, drill now. Drill here, before someone takes it away from us.
Drill here, drill now
Drill here! Drill now!
Drill here, drill now!
Drill me, daddy long legs!
Everyone! DRILL BABY DRILL!