Drill here drill now! F#CK CONSEQUENCES! I'm a Conservative

Yep, the only thing conservatives truly want to conserve is their own cash pile, and their connections with Big Oil to bring them more cash for the pile.
To wit, drill baby drill. Drill me good and hard.

Drill here, drill now. Drill here, before someone takes it away from us.

Drill here, drill now

Drill here! Drill now!

Drill here, drill now!

Drill me, daddy long legs!

Everyone! DRILL BABY DRILL!

Financial .....meltdown.....legislation will be here..............soon, snore

I'm so mad at this thing...I'm going to do something, about it, now that the problem is "perceived" ;) by the public to be (quote-un) out of control.
Boy this problem peeves me off so bad, I might have to cancell my t-time and (hands clasped together) you know (peace signs pawing the air) huddle (special emphasis) with my team!
(long pause here...so long in fact its time for a movie)

Okay, so what happened? Let's take a look.

Okay but, what do we doooooo? About it....?


......whatever